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HGM's UK Escort and Massage Parlour Directory
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  The Harmless Games' Escort and
Sensual Massage Parlour UK Directory

You can access the full Directory for only 60p per month

via a UK premium-rate phone number

Dial 0909 826 1003

and at the voice prompt enter 5009

Once you have your Username & password, then you need to click here to login to the Directory

Calls cost 15p from landlines and the message lasts 4 mins maximum
Calls from mobile phones and call boxes are likely to cost more. You must be over 18 to use this service and have the bill-payer's permission to make the call.
Service provided by Advanced System Solutions Limited

advss@mail.com         Helpline: 01933 380001

 
The Harmless Games' Escort & Sensual Massage Parlour Directory has been run very successfully by Ian T for over 12 years. Ian put very many hours into developing the site and building up the large database of over 1800 working ladies, saunas and massage parlours.

Sadly, Ian passed away earlier this year.

We felt that - given the immense amount of effort that Ian had put into this site over the years - that the site should not be allowed to simply disappear from the internet. Therefore, we have now relaunched the site in memory of Ian's achievement in building up such a great resource for anyone searching for escorts & massage parlours in their area.

Over the next few months, we will be completely redesigning this site and adding many new features. In the meantime, the site is still very much how it used to be when Ian was the webmaster.

We hope that you will subscribe to access the Directory at the special low rate that we will hold for only a short time (99p for 7-days access and £2-50p for 1-month if paying by credit card/PayPal; or £3 if paying using a premium rate phone call)

Richard & Mark
Advanced System Solutions Limited

You can contact us at advss@mail.com

 

My private massage, massage parlour and escort directory has been established for over 12 years (launched in September 1997).

It covers all of mainland Britain and lists over 1,800 working ladies, massage parlours escorts and massage premises.

I provide direct telephone numbers to all massage and escort listings plus I have hundreds of full listings giving times, availability, descriptions, charges and in many cases photographs and links to ladies own massage or escort web site pages/sites.

I am receiving new submissions on a daily basis and am happy to list any bonafide UK based female escort or massage premises or parlour completely free of charge.

 That's why almost anyone who is anyone in the UK is listed.

The massage parlour and escort directory is fully updated each and every month so you can be sure that the details are as up to date as it is possible to be in such an ever-changing business.

I've  put about 90 hours a week into building and running Best-UK-Escorts (but I'm not complaining) and I do believe it is the most comprehensive directory of escorts and massage parlours in the UK.

 

 

To preview the number of listings in a given area please scroll down to the list.
To see some real sample listings click here
 


Click the area of your choice from the list of UK towns and cities below

Aberdeen

Basingstoke | | Bath | | Bedford | | Birmingham | | Blackburn || Bolton
Bournemouth | | Bradford || Brighton | | Bristol

Cambridge | | Canterbury || Cardiff | | Carlisle | | Cheltenham |
| Chester | | Chichester | | Colchester || Coventry

Derby | | Doncaster || Dorking | | Dover || Dundee

Edinburgh | | Exeter

Falmouth | Glasgow || Grimsby | | Gt Yarmouth | | Guildford

Harrogate | | High Wycombe | | Huddersfield | | Hull

Ipswich | | Inverness

Lancaster | | Leeds | | Leicester | | Lincoln | | Liverpool | | London | | Loughborough | | Luton

Maidstone | | Manchester | | Margate | | Middlesbrough | | Milton Keynes | | Morecambe

Newcastle | | Newport || Northampton || Norwich | | Nottingham

Oxford

Peterborough | | Plymouth | | Portsmouth | | Preston

Reading

Salisbury | | Scarborough || Sheffield | | Shrewsbury | | Skegness || Slough | | Southampton |
| Stoke | | Sunderland | | Swansea | | Swindon

Taunton

Wales North | | Wales South

Wakefield | | Walsall || Watford | | Woking || Wolverhampton || Worcester || Wrexham

York


Join the UK's biggest and best UK Escort & Massage Parlour Directory TODAY!

 If you live in the U.K., then you can phone the following premium-rate phone number to get the Username & Password for a

1-month access to the Directory

Dial 0909 826 1003

and at the voice prompt enter 5009

Calls cost 15p from landlines and the message lasts 4 mins maximum

Calls from mobile phones and call boxes are likely to cost more. You must be over 18 to use this service and have the bill-payer's permission to make the call.

Service provided by Advanced System Solutions Limited

advss@mail.com         Helpline: 01933 380001

 

Once you have your Username & password, then you need to click here to login to the Directory